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The shift of blame or responsibility between two parties. Often used with customer support where two companies shift the responsibility of assistance between each other to avoid the hassle of having to fix a monumental cock up.
RETAILER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. Unfortunately, we cannot help you with this issue, you must contact your credit card provider. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
CREDIT CARD PROVIDER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. It appears the issue lies with the retailer. Please contact them for assistance. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
CUSTOMER: Stop playing corporate ping pong and help me sort this out!
When you read the twitter updates of someone and you see an outrageous directed tweet and you want to know what led up to that tweet(or update) of theirs -- you must play ping pong between the 2 users to see who asked what and why it was answered that way.
JessicaDoe: @JoeShmoe I like them big and firm.
original tweet-
JoeShmoe: how do you shop for oranges?
I had to play tweet ping pong to find out why Jessica said "I like them big and firm!"
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The Dirty; Mommy-Daddy Playtime; Babymaking; Coitus; the Horizontal Tango; Making the Beast with Two Backs; Swishing the Fish; Diddle the Skittles; Mormon Teeth-Brushing; Pollination; Bumping Uglies; Trip Down the Grand Canyon; Plowing the Field; Sowing Wild Oats; In N Out Burger; Home Run; Tomb Raider; Going Down Under; Bushwhacking; Ace in the Hole; Buttering the Biscuits; Making Happy; Doing the Do; Making Whoopie; Banging; Screwing; Pounding; Shagging; Sexual Intercourse
Karsten and Jasmine are upstairs playing the Devil's ping pong.
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When men play with there balls in there pants through there pockets in there pants!
I saw Frank playing Pocket ping pong yesterday when I was talking to him.
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The game in which a man and a woman play ping pong, the man with a paddle and the woman with her vagina which is used in the serve
God! laura aced me last night with a very "tight" shot
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The reason for why we play ping pong. Basically its the idea given that when you're playing ping pong as a last resort of doing something, you make wagers of winning the game and if you lose you strip. Makes the game more fun :)
Jim: Damn linda im getting tired of this game want to have some fun?
Linda: Yeah!! whoever loses takes it all off!
Jim: You going down bitch, and so are your clothes!
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The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.
-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.
Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"
Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro
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