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Having intercourse with a woman and when your about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her face. You then wait until the semen has dried and then you peel it off like a primary-schooler would peel glue off their hand for fun.
I was doing the deed with the girl next door and we decided we would have a bit of fun plastering eachother.
There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.
When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.
Eastern Ontario's way of saying getting drunk
Fuck bud! The chick I banged last night was piss plastered. What a great pork
A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
Does exactly what it says on the tin.
A plaster for bleeding twats.
ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.
When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.
Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.
Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!
My grandpa was such a plaster.