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Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.
Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.
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Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles
"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"
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To whack ones self. To bust one out, to sexually satisify ones self.
While at home, jack's Dad walked in on him Poaching the Rhino. Embarrassed he said to his father "what you never did it?"
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Pursuing a person below you, used mostly in the context of debate teams, where varsity members try to hook up with novices.
That senior may have won two tournaments, but his panda poaching made three girls quit the team.
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The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)
Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe
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Anytime you look through the friends of YOUR facebook friends for anyone you may know. Specifically to add anyone that is already NOT your friend. In other words a lazy approach to finding people by using the existing work of others.
I was 'friend poaching' the other night on facebook. I found three people I went to high school with when I searched through my friend Alex's facebook friends.
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The act of Trolling while breaking the rules of trolling. For example if there is a large hole in the front of the trollers pants, or if he/she is strait up naked sayin "hey whats up, i saw you checkin me out... yeah you. yeeaaaah"
"I was out trolling with Cokk Ramzy when i turned and noticed he wasnt wearing any pants. I immediately exclaimed "DUDE UR POACHING!!"
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