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The location you sit in for hours, weather on your laptop, watching TV, or eating - you can do it all from the couch-pod. Sometimes one will spend hours in the same location, with laptop, drink, food, and remote all within reach.
Can be used as a verb: couch-podding
Cassia got home from class and spent the next four hours in her couch-pod. But she did eat dinner, write an essay, and squeeze in three hours on facebook.
A yummy snack to eat while you dab on them haters!
Kid: i eat tide pods on a daily basis
Mom: i should of used that abortion coupon.
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A well-known snack made by the meme lord and is still eaten today. Most people eat tide pods as a snack or for dessert. If you do prefer a healthier snack, then has some Clorox tide pods. There a healthy alternative.
Guy 1: Hey man want some tide pods.
Guy 2: Na man I need something healthier.
Guy 1: I got some Clorox.
Guy 2: I want some of that.
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Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.
Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.
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when you take the cotton filters from a juul pod, stuff them into the bottom, and push the rubber gasket down (pushing all extra juice down) in order to fiend the last precious drops of nicotine
“Can I hit your juul?”
“Nah bro I only have a fiend pod left”
when one reaches to press their ipod in their pocket through their jeans and it appears to the onlooker that one is prodding one's penis.
John, thinking that his music isn't playing loud enough, decides to turn it up. He takes the easy route, pressing the ipod through his jeans as appose to taking it out of his pocket. A policeman sees, pulls out his gun and shouts
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.
TIS' - pod: v.
This Is Sparta/Pit Of Death
the act of physically or emotionally destroying an opponent, usually with a figurative kick in the sternum.
that f-cking n00b teabagged me! im gonna tis/pod him!!!