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Poland is a country that is located in central Europe, and borders the Baltic Sea. It is home to a great number of people, see Polish or Polak.
*Polish Mafia*
Have a party
Have a bal
Drink some beer
Fuck'em all
Roll a joint
Smoke some weed
Do some acid
Take some speed
We are polish
We have class
Fuck with us and
We'll kick your ass
Polska #1
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The act of finding the flag of Poland in various images, places, things, and objects
“Dude, do you want to go polanding with me around the city?”
“Is this for a TikTok?”
“.........no?”
A small country in central Europe.
Come to us!
Your car is already here.
Why so many Poles go to Great Britain?
'Cause they're clever enough to earn money in GB and spend it in PL.
Jokes about Poland are as true as Copernicus was a woman.
"Przyjedz do nas, twoj samochod jest juz tutaj od dawna!" by Kult 12 Groszy
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A place known as the best market for stolen cars from allover Europe.
Today stolen - tommorrow in Poland
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A country that must be entirely de-populated because most of them are working in England as plumbers, cleaners and prostitutes. In fact the pro's are damn hot.
I have noticed that many of them are anti-semitic and intolerant of non-whites, but yet they still rant on about killing nazi's during the war, which they lost in 1 month 5 days by the way.
National currency is the potato.
National drink is Wezlekiazzssias vodka.
National language is English oops sorry polish.
Poland lady: Can you tell me where I can get a job?
English man: What as, cleaner or prositute?
Poland lady: ummm.
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A country that seems to send most of it's population to Mansfield without any prior knowleage of English, and no useful skills whatsoever.
Inhabitants of Poland can often be found in the town centre, speaking bloody Polish and swearing at innocent old grannies who think we've been invaded.
Polish person: blahdy blahdy vodnik splish.
English Chav(the first time they've had a use ever): Fuck off back to Poland you Dickhead.
Me: nice work, chav person.
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The Poland’s are the craziest, funniest, most loving family around. Everyone of them have their own uniqueness that makes them so much more special. You cannot find a family like them, they are one of a kind. They have been through hell and back, but stuck together through it all. They all have their own sense of style, which defines how crazy they are! But in the end, the Poland family, will forever be, the worlds greatest family EVER!!
“Hey do you know the polands ?”
“Of course i know them!!! They’re the best family around!!”
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