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When someone ripped as fuck gets a HUGE ass boner.
Steve: Damn dude, you're looking good after that workout! You want a brojob?
Jacob: Nah I'm good man, I'm seeing my girl tonight and I got a swole pole just thinking about it
Steve: Cool, good luck bro! I'm gonna go admire my massive gains in the mirror of a gas station
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An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.
I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.
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another word for ice lolly, ice pop or popsicle: a frozen water-based dessert on a stick
Son:mum i wanna have an icy pole!
Mum: you can have one, but i haven't any here. We have to go to the next ice cream truck
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The opposite of chubs. Half mast on the way down.
As they finished, he turned over and watched the pole hunch.
Noun: A Dick, Penis, Cock.
-typically belongs to a Cracker-Ass White Boy from southern, or any part of, Alabama.
Ann: Dan! Hurry up and get your piddle pole ready, Damn it! I'm tired of fucking Daddy.
Dan: Alright, Ann. Daddy knows he loves our piddle pole playtime. Roll Tide!
When you are having sexual intercourse with your girlfriend, and she unexpectedly whips out a strap-on and fucks you in the ass against your will, thus making you her bitch.
Noun: Dude, I was banging my girlfriend last night and she took out the bitch-pole. My ass is really sore today.
Verb: Dude, she totally bitch-poled you!
To suck dick with great vigor.
'Bash is always chugging pole during the Bell game.