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When someone ripped as fuck gets a HUGE ass boner.
Steve: Damn dude, you're looking good after that workout! You want a brojob?
Jacob: Nah I'm good man, I'm seeing my girl tonight and I got a swole pole just thinking about it
Steve: Cool, good luck bro! I'm gonna go admire my massive gains in the mirror of a gas station
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An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.
I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.
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another word for ice lolly, ice pop or popsicle: a frozen water-based dessert on a stick
Son:mum i wanna have an icy pole!
Mum: you can have one, but i haven't any here. We have to go to the next ice cream truck
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When you are having sexual intercourse with your girlfriend, and she unexpectedly whips out a strap-on and fucks you in the ass against your will, thus making you her bitch.
Noun: Dude, I was banging my girlfriend last night and she took out the bitch-pole. My ass is really sore today.
Verb: Dude, she totally bitch-poled you!
To suck dick with great vigor.
'Bash is always chugging pole during the Bell game.
Noun: A Dick, Penis, Cock.
-typically belongs to a Cracker-Ass White Boy from southern, or any part of, Alabama.
Ann: Dan! Hurry up and get your piddle pole ready, Damn it! I'm tired of fucking Daddy.
Dan: Alright, Ann. Daddy knows he loves our piddle pole playtime. Roll Tide!
The opposite of chubs. Half mast on the way down.
As they finished, he turned over and watched the pole hunch.