there are many different types of P.O.O
The Sticky Mess (diahrea)
you fart and a sticky mess is in your pants -_-
“God, there’s a sticky mess in there.”
Slim Jim
A very slim poo that comes out, and you cant even feel it!
“Dang did a slim tim.
Godzilla
A very big poo that is like a big sausage.
“Oh sh#t just did a Godzilla”
The Bullets
They shoot outta your ass and are very tiny pieces they look like brown rocks
“Just shot a bullet out my fat ass.”
Useless
Its just one very small poo that you’ve been holding in for so long you got a stomach ache.
“Omg this is so useless.”
Spicy Ass
A very spicy poo that makes your asscheeks hurt alot and it makes your crack burn 🔥 (_I_) 🔥 💩
“Omg my spicy ass.”
Perfect
This is only a 0.01% chance of you getting the perfect shape : 💩 (i’ve done it once)
“MY POO IS PERFECT😙😙”
Uninvited guest
You fart and your pants become wet with poo.
“lol! an uninvited guest”
WHAT THE SH#TTY FVCK?
You look down at your poo and it is very unbelievable.
“What the sh#tty fvck?”
Food
A little bit of food you digested before comes in a different colour and looks nasty 🤮.
“Food”
Red Cl0t
You poo but a red cl0t from ur period comes (girls only)
“Ew a red cl0t”
Bloody Mess
Poo and blood comes.
A Demonic substance so powerful it can rewrite the fabric of reality. It is the most powerful weapon in existence.
Person 1: Haha I have Excalibur
Person 2: I have poo
Person 1: Pisses self and dies from shock*
dark brown thing that comes from you anus
Jeff:i just took a poo
Jane: why do I need to know this?
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it means stinky poo that comes out butts
i poo from my butt mommy LOOK SEE!
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poo without a p, usually used when you are on your way to the toilet to drop some loads.
I have to go poo, mum!
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This particular definition of poo originates from one of the corner rooms of Tartu. This room exhibits extra space, where the organziation of MBA can be played (Mini-Basketball Association). "Poo" is a derivate of the game "Horse", except it has fewer letters, so the game is shorter. When a player makes a shot of some form, the other player must do the exact same in order to avoid spelling out the word. Each miss corresponds to a letter in "Poo", with a maximum of 3 misses until the game is over. Such an amazing game can only be called "Poo" because of its origination from the ghetto lands of Tartu.
BoLigz: I challenge you to a game of Poo.
McLigz: Alright, lets go... I think its done!
BoLigz: Oh man! I lost!! I guess you're the wingner!
McLigz: I know, and I crown you the wigner.
BoLigz: Flick Flick Fluck!!!
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