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I would like to know if i could get some poontang pie from your friend.
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When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.
Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.
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When you're sitting down and that bitch standing next to you is just pissing you off so much, you just gotta punch her in the Poontang. Similar to Cunt Punt.
Sally: "Jeff! you've been playing Halo for hours! Spend some more time with me."
Jeff: "Wait, I have to finish this match!"
Sally: "No! Please just turn it off!"
Jeff: *Poontang Punch*
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A group of female high school students who are skanks and try too look hot by walking around the opposite sex seeing if they can attract attention to themselves when they are clearly not wanted.
matt: god dammit, those fucking skanks are here again, cant they take a hint....
Jarryd: yeah stupid poontang clan, FUCK OFF!.
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A person who has no actual schooling or training in having sex but feels that they know enough about sex to make them an expert and offer people advice.
First mentioned in the movie "The Ladies Man" when Leon Phelps is describing his qualifications for being able to give people sex advice.
Man 1: How do you know that women like being spanked while listened to Al Green?
Man 2: I have what you call a PHD in poontang.
Man 1: Oh! I see. Where did you go to school for it.
Man 2: I didn't but I've gotten enough Poon to know what it takes to make them happy.
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One who is adept at all things related to genital effleurage.
Mike has proven to all of the young women on the volleyball team that he is the poontang master.
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When your female significant other threatens to withhold sex to control your actions. With no intention of actually following through with this threat.
Man A - “Man we should get mullets,”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”
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