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Porkie pie
a word for Stan being sexy as hell used be dace and yach they all wanna go boogie woogy with lil ol' stanny
stan is a Porkie pie
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A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.
Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?
That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.
Fucking ugly bitch.
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When you masturbate in front of your computer with your shirt pulled up over your pudgy belly.
I hope my webcam was covered, or my assigned NSA agent is going to catch me porky piggin' it to the hentai again.
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The female genetalia, with a noticably HUGE labia
"Her porky bread flaps swallowed my whole arm let alone my fucking fist!"
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A style of dress where the person (most often male) wears a shirt or vest but is naked from the waist down.
Wife: Honey are you ready to go my mothers place or what?
Husband: Yep, lets do this. You can drive. (exits bedroom)
Wife: *gasp* WTF! put some pants on, you can't go round all porky pig styles. Mum doesn't want to see your junk.
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To masturbate while rapidly fingering your ass hole
Ahh had a nice porky bum wank yesterday
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The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.
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