Porter Knob

Porter knob, noun, A short penis. Mostly under 4”. Usually associated with verbs such as small, tiny, micro, etc.....

He’s wearing gray sweatpants but had a Porter Knob hahaha. Poor guy

USS Porter

USS Porter DDG-78 is a rustbucket shithole of a US Navy vessel that is currently homeported in Norfolk, Va. Is known for having a corrupt chain of command, rampant fraternization, more broken equipment than working equipment, and an extremely low level of morale. If you ever see this ship, feel sorry for those who are stationed there, and thank God that you are not.

I was stationed on the USS Porter. Thank God i am gone.

Porter-Gaud

A prominent private prep school in Charleston, South Carolina. It is know for it's extensive number of famous alumni.

Porter-Gaud is famous because Stephen Colbert graduated from their!

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miss porter's

a prestigious, exclusive, liberal-yet-traditional classic new england, all-girls boarding school in connecticut. famous alumnis include jackie kennedy and lilly pulitzer. has a terrific pedigree; a solid reputation for turning out polished, smart, and capable girls, and yes, there are preps, but you can find them at any school, and at least they're the real deal.

MPS is the best of all the all-girls schools. thats a fact everyone agrees on, yes better than emma willard or ethel walker. it has a reputation of educating some of the elite young women on the east coast.

"she goes to miss porter's school"
"that's a very fine insitution"
"yes, she really enjoys it there"

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kitchen porter

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.

A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."

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ashlee porter

An extermely beautiful girl that deserves nothing but the best. she is truly amazing

ashlee porter is a beauty

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angus porter

An Angus porter is a person who carries people called Angus who are too lazy to do any work.

Jim: The Angus Porter.
Bob: That's not a sentence.
Dave: Yes it is.

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