Post-it

A myspace-goer who posts many pointless bullitons in order to get attention. Many times they are requesting picture comments.

"I really like Danny, but he is such a post-it."

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post it

Measurement for a man's penis.

I know someone who has a 3 post-it note penis.

1 post it = 2 inches

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posted

When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.

When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.

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posted

(1) to show superiority over another (2) to point out the shortcoming of another.
noun - postage

example in a conversation:

Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"

Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"

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Post It Not

When you write something important down on a Post It Note so you won't forget it, and immediately misplace it.

You: "Hey, do you have the contact info for that big account we're working on?"

Co-worker: "I wrote it on a Post It Note, but I can't find it! Have you seen it? Help me!"

You: "Post It Not, loser!"

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in the post

Where your cheque is

You: "You were meant to pay up last month"
Me: "Chill, its in the post"

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Posting

a type of grinding in which one guy is supporting another guy who is grinded on.

i like posting at partys it is fun

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