A dumb and stupid shit created to make other ppl feel bad, bc they're not what society defines as "attractive", or you just don't have money.
"Are you Panama Premium?"
"No, that's dumb lol"
Spotify premium is a codeword for Premium or paid Pornhub, subscription. Used in public places to remain private and discrete.
Hey dude, do you have Spotify premium? Hey yeah, I got it last night! Premium's so much better!
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For Android users, look up YouTube Vanced. It's basically the exact same thing as YT Premium but free. You're welcome.
A: Dude I want YouTube premium so I can play songs in the background but I'm broke AF.
B: Is your phone an Android?
A: Yep
B: Okay, then you can just download YouTube Vanced (google it), install the apk file and you basically have a modded YT app with all the features of Premium.
A: Oh wow! That's fricking awesome!
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when a girl puts you on her private story and only posts nudes
Girl: hmu to be added to my snapchat premium
Boy: add me ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค
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1. someone who has a great ass
2. a really effing hot teacher or principal that is incomparable to any other guy or girl
3. an interjection said whenever a hot guy/girl passes by, usually used in a school environment
1. "daammnn check out her ass...she's super premium!"
2. *hot principal walks by* "SUPER PREMIUM!!!"
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What every 13 year old wants.
Mom can i get pornhub premium
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Found on a german beer label by two kickass bitches, premium dunkel is used to describe someone who is awesome beyond comparrison. It is the highest compliment one can give to a friend.
"Molly, with your astounding wit and firm ass, you are premium dunkel."
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