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An obese drug addict that had an unusually fat ass considering he liked to gyrate his hips a lot. He stole rock from all of the little afro-babies. He's also known for covering The Beatles songs by shoving a microphone in his shit box after he ate a bunch of Mexican food, he'd then hover over the mixer and hit 'record' while the original song was playing in the background. His on-stage attire can be best described as that of a faggot Bruce Lee jumpsuit with sparkly tigers on it. There's also a misconception regarding the oversized. gold-plated rims on his glasses. They were not intended to be a fashion statement, they were simply in proportion to the massive frames constructed to house his fat-fuck head. He died on the crapper while taking a massive shit that was a mixture of barbiturates, booze and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.
If Elvis Presley is the King of Rock n Roll, then Chuck Berry IS Rock n Roll
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A weird bloke who died on the toilet cos he was on drugs.
Elvis presley
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Some racist white guy who is the king of shit.
Best quote on Elvis:
"Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherphuck him and John Wayne"
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Samantha Presley has a kind heart. She is very flirty but doesn’t think she is. She is absolutely gorgeous but doesn’t believe it even if 100,000 people told her she is. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is the most opened person you will ever meet. She loves her family more then anything and she always puts herself last. She is the kindest person you will ever meet. She has blue eyes like the ocean and she is very tall. She also has brown hair. Always put Samantha Presley first.
Look how tall that girl is! She has the prettiest eyes! She must be a Samantha Presley!
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Maybe the king of rocknroll but ain't no king of metal!
Elvis is more pop than rock actually.
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When your girlfriend is hungry but you want a blowjob.
You mash a banana in a jar of peanut butter, proceed to stir it around with your penis.
You then use your penis to spread it across her face like a butter knife. This should satisfy both your needs at once.
Kaley: I'm hungry ...
Jacob: I want a blowjob. Give me that jar of peanut butter and a banana.
Kaley: What?
Jacob: You're getting the Elvis Presley, Beeoch, I hope you don't have a peanut allergy.
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The Elvis Presley Volcano is a complex sexual technique as described by DarkestDay:
It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.
So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.
Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
The Elvis Presley Volcano:
"I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!"
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