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A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.
Me and the boys want to give your sister the wet Pretzel.
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Slang term For George W. Bush. Apparently refers to his failed attempt to eat a pretzel.
Pretzel Boy's administration screwed up again
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someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed
taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"
The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.
You know its time to clean when there are underwear pretzels all over your bedroom floor!
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To cuddle so tight, with limbs entwined, you resemble a human pretzel.
Hey baby i want to be super close tonight, let's pretzel cuddle.
When you go for a shit with your main homie and he sits on your lap faced towards you. Staring deep into your eyes waiting for the toilet water to splash his ass.
“Yo Deonte wanna go for a poop pretzel.“ “ Yeah man but didn't you just have a bit of vindaloo...doesn't matter I like the splash rough.”
When a young lady seeks the company of three men. It requires unique bending, several sauces to dip multiple times, three holes and leaves a salty taste in your mouth.
The Bavarian pretzel we made last night was incredible
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