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811 in progress

A way for a guy to discretely announce that he has a hard on without everyone hearing.

Tom:Did you see that girl
Dave:Hell ya i got a 811 in progress

by 6th flo boys November 19, 2009

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Progressive Rock

1. A form of rock that adds elements of jazz and clasical to create long, inspiring kick-ass rock symphonies.
2. Sub Genre of rock Played by Genesis, ELP, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, and best of all, the prog rock band, the most underrated and awe-inspiring band of all time, the one filled to bursting with talent and creativity: Yes!
3.Yes' Close To The Edge and Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon are the best progressive rock albums of all time. If u have ears, hate pop, and have a brain, and possibly acess to drugs, pick them the f**K up!!!!!!!

1. The Gates Of Delerium is a Progressive Rock song
2. Yes owns progressive rock.
3. Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here and Yes' Relayer or Fragile rock too!

by ye'olde YESHEAD!!! November 30, 2003

249๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


progress to crab

the ultimate transhumanist comeback to the anprim slogan "return to monke"

monke has served the memers well, but he's been king of the meme world for long enough.

the crab takeover is inevitable and it begins NOW.

reject monke. progress to crab.

by The Penis Musician January 1, 2022

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progressive rock

Sub-genre of rock also known in short as "prog".

It relies as much on complex, painstakingly composed and arranged structures that rival classical music (Gentle Giant, BMS, Yezda Urfa), as on improvisation that rivals jazz (VDGG, Soft Machine, ELP). It may employ any device to boost its quality (unusual instruments, elements from other genres, non-standard structures), as it is a genre essentially associated with musical freedom. Prog pieces often extend beyond a 5 minute limit, though it is not always the case (Gentle Giant, Jethro Tull).

Its primordial purpose was to bring much-needed credibility to rock'n'roll, while unifying the different realms of "good music" and exploiting its potential to the fullest. Sadly, it has drawn a large amount of snobbish minions in the process.

It thrived in the 70s, after which many of its most brilliant exponents, even Pink Floyd or ELP, not to mention Gentle Giant, just started getting it wrong. It was no longer progressive rock, but a kind of "tired uninspired unchallenging get-with-the-times-old-man sing-along" rock.

Additional Note: Male prog fans who believe this is not a genre enjoyed by those loosely referred to as "girls" need to be more "progressive" so as not to shame their kind. They are suggested to start by not making gratuitous generalizations, and realizing they're looking for female companionship in the wrong place.

P.S.: I'm not even a feminist but that's just lame.

Genesis is one of the many progressive rock groups that have tarnished their legacy by going top 40.

A progressive rock fan should know better than to think like an emo kid.

Me and my girls like progressive rock: we shake our booties to "21st Century Schizoid Man" and sway with the fellas to "Shine on You Crazy Diamond".

by prog-loving GIRL May 10, 2009

65๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


progressive dinner

A group meal where each course is served at a different person's house or restaurant.

Last night we did a progressive dinner downtown, with appetizers at Ben Pao, salad at Weber Grill, steaks at Gibson's, and dessert at the Cheesecake Factory.

by Ben Frey May 19, 2006

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progressive metal

A long hand way of writing "good metal"

Dream Theater are progressive metal.

by Smo_absolute October 24, 2006

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Heart Progress

An annoying pedophilia group who gets butthurt when called fat. Compare them to Nazis and North Korea for maximum lulz.

Heart Progress is reason enough to bring back the Black Plague.

by j0hnd03man January 10, 2018

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