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Projectile Malfunction

A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.

Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?

Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.

by FattyTuna September 24, 2019


Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.

by Al Berich December 9, 2018


Projectile Trifecta

The art of both Projectile Pissing, Projectile Vomiting and Projectile Shitting, all at the same time. This fast release of liquid and weight has, at times, been fatal, which is known as the Ultimate Exit

After the intense stomach flu hit him, John experienced a true Projectile Trifecta, leaving him utterly exhausted and in need of a thorough clean-up.

by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024


Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018


Human projectile

When you weren't wearing a seatbelt and was shot out of the windshield in a car crash effectively becoming street meat.

"Remember kids if you don't use a seatbelt you will become a Human projectile!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021


projectile pic

Basically a pp pic

Yo can you send a projectile pic
Idk fucking know what I'm doing with my life
But I like hentai

by CEO of Dom February 24, 2020