Property Forfeiture

The controversial and indirect act of surrendering rights, resources, and possesions(including children) to another person, group, or authority due to abuse, neglect, and overall stupidity on the part of the original owner(s). Necessitated by progress or changing local, national, and international advances in civilization and morals. Typically very beneficial in the long term to most of society.

Mark: Hey, why are you taking away my children!!!!
Officer: Your meth lab was endangering their lives.
Mark: I'm American, I have rights. This is fascism!
Officer: No, it's Property Forfeiture.
Mark: Can I keep my meth lab equipment?
Officer: No.
Mark: This is communism!
Officer: Get in the car.

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Public property

PELs
|pē ē elz|

noun

Acronym for Pussy-Eating Lips. The equivalent of DSLs (Dick-Sucking Lips), but used on a vulva. Typically just fuller than average lips, but on a face one would enjoy receiving cunnilingus from. Can belong to either a man or a woman.
If Angelina Jolie ate hair pie, her DSLs would be mad PELs!

White chicks often develop jungle fever when they realize that the average spear chucker not only has more meat whistle, but also some serious PELs

Those are some nice pels(public property)

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Transitive property

1) Any variety of inclination to transition between one state and another, though it most commonly applies to transgendered people;

2) Any form of real, personal, or intellectual property belonging to a transperson.

1) “Why’d Mark break up with Gina? They

seemed madly in love.”

“Yeah it really sucks, but Mark wants kids, and Gina wasn’t upfront with him about her transitive property .”

2) “Following Bruce Jenner’s transition into Caitlin Jenner, all of her worldly possessions became transitive property.”

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State Property

Absolutely the sorriest movie made to show people how the hood is, this shows why Roc-A-Fella is really good for nothing but its rappers(Jay-Z, Freeway, and Jim Jones)

I don't want to see State Property 2 if it is worse than its counterpart, the original State Property.

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intellectual property cloaking

Term used to describe when individuals in technology make information or processes vague or ambiguos for the sake of trying to appear knowledgeable.

Paul never explains how he got the answer because he thinks he will retain job security through intellectual property cloaking. Cool people explain how they figured things out.

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You're still on the property

One of Jeffree Star's lipsticks based on his video with Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams . When they got kicked out of Walmart the security guard kept saying it even in the parking lot.

"You're still on the property I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"But we're in the parking lot."
"It's still on our property."
"What's not your property? Olive Garden?!"

Destroy private property

What you do when you live under capitalism yet have enough free time, energy and space to behave like a woketivist.

Fuck hell no, I will not destroy private property. I will go back to school

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