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Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017


barstool protocol

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.

John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...

by jackbauer May 4, 2012


Ghost Protocol

When you poop and you feel the poo, and you even hear the splash(maybe), but it goes down the toilet chute far enough that you can't see it and then when you go to wipe there's nothing there.

You won't believe me, but I had Korean barbecue last night and I just ghost protocol-ed.

by Nagilabro412 January 18, 2022


Depp Protocol

When one is forced to choose between two women and chooses the second because if they truly liked/loved the first, there wouldn't be a second. Derived from a Johnny Depp quote.

-Dude, I have two girls chasing me.
-Initiate the Depp Protocol.
-Yep. Go for the second. Got it.

by The Tactical Traffic Cop June 8, 2014


kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.

- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?

by beatrizzz November 11, 2020


Lens Protocol

Lens Protocol is a composable
and decentralized Web3 social graph
, ready for you to build on so you can focus on creating a great experience, not scaling your users. This can be used to connect with community without any boundaries and easily monetize content without adds giving users your content ownership

Developers build there apps similar to the Web2 ones for the community to use such as:
Lenster - something like Twitter

Lenstube - something like Youtube

lensta - something like Instagram

And much more

I recently moved from Twitter to Lens / Lens Protocol after i got suspended on X for my thoughts i love it

by DanIsNearby December 7, 2022


Protocol 10

Protocol 10 is a fictional procedure used in the events of a mass jailbreak that occurred in a highly protected prison meant to contain the most dangerous subjects that could pose a serious threat to society, it is an extreme measure that involves terminating every and any single last inmate inside of the facility. If Protocol 10 should fail, Protocol 11 is to be initiated as soon as possible by any means necessary.

Guard: it appears that nearly all of the inmates have escaped their containment cells due to a malfunction, some of them are armed, the security cameras have shown that they have killed quite a few of our guards. As we are now they are too numerous to repel.

Director: Then we have no choice but to initiate Protocol 10.

by Edward D.M. June 13, 2021