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The psychological Finger is the PC version of giving someone the real Finger. The recipient will only realize they have been given the Psychological Finger long after the fact when they realize that you had no intentions of following through with a promise to either help or get back to them.
You " Boss, I need a new Computer, mine is very slow"
Boss "Sure, no problem, I will send an e-mail to IT and instruct them to get you a new Computer"
You call IT two weeks later to ask whether your Boss had sent the e-mail only to find out it was never sent.
You realize your Boss had given you the Psychological Finger in your original meeting.
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It is a form of reverse psychology, except the persons mind can't figure out what it means but you soul can.
if a lie is a lie then the lie must be the truth but the truth must be a lie and the lie must be the truth, etc. this is a form of Inverse Psychology
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Where an arrogant/disgruntled/overly-confident client "turns the tables" and attempts to counsel the psychologist.
Dr. Phil: Let's talk about your childhood.
Madea (cheerfully): Let's talk about YOUR childhood.
Dr. Phil. Talkin' about MY childhood isn't gonna help YOU out. Okay, let's try a different route. Do you sleep well at night?
Madea (with an impish breezy smile): Do YOU sleep well at night?
Dr. Phil (passing his hand over his face in a "I can't handle this --- NOBODY could talk any sense into this woman" gesture): Look --- I ain't gonna be able to help ya if you're gonna practice reverse psychology here!
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The idea that human behavior can be explained through evolution. An idea usually hated by SJWs. It shows that human nature is biological, and not all just a social construct, and can be used to explain things such as gender differences.
The human brain, like the human body, has been shaped through evolution, hence evolutionary psychology.
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an event or string of events that are pleasantly baffling
step back and think about what we did tonight, that was like a psychological blowjob
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Something my friend is convinced he's a shadow wizard master lvl 50 at and im a noobie lvl 1 rookie simp at.
Guy 1:" Dude! Did you see him using his dark psychology wissen powers on her?!??!?!"
Guy 2:"Yeah dude! It was so rad! He totally picked her up!!"
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Having a low grade case of sociopathy that does not present with any physical actions or violence. Just verbally insane.
Him: Hey, your friend just said he was going to rip my trachea out!
Me: Don't worry, he won't actually do anything he just has a case of psychological nausea.