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A title given to those who can successfully string together multiple puns in a short timespan.
Mark: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me."
Susan: "Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor."
Mark: "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.."
Susan: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
Mark: "uhh-"
Susan: "A hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. Upon entering he sees a monk frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No, I'm the chip monk"
Mark: gasp... You are Atilla the Pun!
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When someone is so good at making puns, and pissing you off, that they have earned the title of Pun Master. Normally Pun Masters are very proud of this title, but other people see nothing from it other than shame.
Yesterday I was officially titled Pun Master. My friends were ashamed, but I was proud.
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An mc that is incredibly lyrical that it boggles the mind but yet for some reason certain people are blind to it, so it's unnoticed.
"Damn that nygga is a one in a pun" - "What you talking about man he ain't all that"
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AMERICAN PHRASE, widely considered by some to be a cliché. Two uses of this phrase.
#1. "No pun intended!" Is a clarification you make after a remark you uttered that DID indeed contain a pun. You exclaim, "No pun intended" because you honestly did mean to construct the setence to contain a pun.
#2 The second meaning of, "no pun intended" can be tongue-in-cheek or more harshly put, untruthful. In this instance a person purposely inserted the pun. The motivations for doing so vary. Some reasons include: doing it to be humerous, attempting to be clever, wanting to engage in word play, or doing so to annoy people who hate puns. They fib by saying, "No pun intended!" because: they want to avoid embarrassment after no one laughed, escape retribution from those they annoyed on purpose or perhaps they feel foolish for making the pun at all.
#1 Pun WITHOUT intent. "That pistol is so tiny looks like he could be a son of a gun. Sorry, no pun intented!"
#2 Pun WITH intent: "Look at that duck. Hope he has a lot of money just look at the size of his BILL! Ha, ha, ha! No pun intended, right guys?"
intended no pun intented unintended pun puns "no pun intended" phrase cliché
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greatest puerto rican mc of all time
RIP
"just ask mike!"
"mike who?"
"MY DICK"
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(n.) An anti-pun is a totally random statement or comment--made when in the midst of Punning-- that is made to sound like a real pun. But It's Really Not!
This can be quite effective if done right; fellow punsters may try to get it at first, but the joke's on them--it's not a joke!
(Two students are making Geology puns)
Student 1: Geology Rocks, but it's a pretty Hard subject
Student 2: Haha Gneiss puns
Student 1: Wow i'm FLOORED
Student 2: ha? . . . wait that was an anti-pun. You got me!
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Noun. The annoyance of hearing consecutive lame puns--such as the word being defined. (Verb: to pun-ish)
3 bad puns in a row is pun-ishment
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