and punt

Based on the saying in American football when a team fails on a third down conversion. In slang, 'and punt' is used as a segue in conversation. It's a way to change the topic of a conversation.

We've talked about this political fiasco long enough, so let me just say that politicians are lying two-faced doucebags...and punt!

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punt

A minimum raise in a hand of poker, especially Texas Hold 'Em.

Holy shit I just got AA, shall I go all-in or just give it a punt pre-flop?

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punt

to ditch a class

I was feeling tired, so I decided to punt Biology.

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dick punt

When a guy is spooning his significant other and pushes them off the couch with their dick.

My girlfriend was being annoying so I dick punted her off the couch.

muffed punt

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

punt

Punt: To nail someone in the ass.
Or to fuck someone with your cock in their butthole.

Stop punting my butt with your 9incher Jeff! Ew it stings

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cunt punt

verb:
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.

"Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!"

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