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Defeat the Purpose

One of the greatest bands of all time

"DTP IS SO SIQ BRAH"

by dej July 31, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


the purpose of life

Love.

There is no doubt that the purpose of life for humans is love, both scientifically and empirically. All mammals seek out partners at one point or another. When boys reach puberty they get non-stop erections. They even get involuntary erections known as morning wood or morning glory. All these erections are in anticipation of finding a partner to have blissful encounters with. When girls hit puberty, they subsequently frequently get wet around the vagina to facilitate sexual intercourse. Their uterus also enlarges to enable pregnancy.

Empirically, love is also the most important thing that drives humans, for instance with parents, who unconditionally do anything for their children. In conclusion, human physiology has evolved for love. Human characteristics evolved not only for mating partners but also to be social.

In other words, love is what makes the world go round

the purpose of life is love

by tory borty December 31, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


higher purpose

Higher Purpose is when you strive to do better or achieve greatness.

Overcome obstacles

My bf strives to make me climax because he usually cant accomplish this. But one day he decided to stop being selfish and fulfill his higher purpose to make me orgasm and he did :)

by rachoee September 24, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Accidental Text on Purpose

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

by Richie Queijo November 6, 2017


No Purpose Boner (NPB)

This term describes a situation in which a male, generally younger, recieves an excitation of the genitals due to no discernable circumstance. e.g. in class before an oral presentation or standing up on a public bus.

"I hope this No Purpose Boner (NPB) goes down before my chemistry presentation" - yin

by RashadMcCants January 4, 2006

89๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose

A most spectacularly superior Multi-Purpose Tool. For bailing out boats, wearing as a hat, even use it as a shovel! Use it to throw a ball for your dog, or cleaning out your gutters! A cup for water and a shoe for you!

Person 1: This Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose is perfect for bailing out my boat!
Person 2: Indubitably!

Person 1: Quick! I think the zombies are coming!
Person 2: Use this Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose to dig an underground bunker!

by ThePinkriPonkriPeople October 13, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Single-Purpose Streaming

A practice in which users subscribe to paid streaming services like Netflix, Amazon Prime Video and Peacock in which the sole purpose is to watch exclusives to them.

Single-Purpose Streaming existed since 2015, Netflix Originals and exclusives are one of the greatest sources of the Single-Purpose Streaming practice.

by Ryan900USAYT February 3, 2022