pushin daisies

six feet under, deader than hell, plant food in your mom's garden. buried in dirt,

That mother fucker got up in my grill so he be pushin daisies now beyotch!

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Pushin 🅿

She not a lesbian for P she turn Pesbian pushin P pushin P

Bitch (italian): "Okay seriously what does 'pushin 🅿' mean?!"
Me: *kills them with krav maga*

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Pushin P

Pushin P

Man, you know we out here Pushin P

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pushin p

Cutting a guys dick off, putting it up ur ass, pulling it out of ur ass with shit on it, then shoving it down a well pipe

"man i just love pushin p"

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Pushin P

If you ain't P then u prolly gay
If u P then u valid

"That jace is kid is Gay... He ain't Pushin P"

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Pushin P

When you shit out your pisser.

"oh my wiener im pushin P"

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Pushin P

Pushin P is Also known as removing a man's penis from their ballsack and attaching it towards their forehead to become one of the cult members known as the:

"Penis Jackerwookey Monkeys"

These monkeys have sex with caterpillars and molest and buttfuck teenage furry boys

(because their faggots)

between 15-16 because their shit is nice and fresh when it explodes from their bodies when the Penis JabberWookey Monkies enable the penis missile attack

used to kill their prey by shooting fat fucking laser beams from their nipples and slapping their ballsacks against their dead prey to batter their fat ass fucking bodies

Alright, sir are you ready to do the procedure for "Pushin P" to become one of the penis jabberwookey monkeys?

Yes big butt booty daddy

*Procedure starts*
*Procedure finishes*

OOGA BOOGA I AM THE PENIS JABBERWOOKEY MONKEY BEHOLD, I FUCK CATERPILLARS AND MOLESTE 16 TEENAGE FURRY BOYS BECAUSE IM A FUCKING FAGGOT

*Sees 16 Year Old Furry Boy*

UwU Fuck me Daddy!

*ZZXXAAAPP*
*molestes then shoots lasers out of nipples*
*begins slapping ballsack against dead body*

OOGA BOOGA I AM THE PENIS JABERWOOKEY PENIS MONKEY BAIL TWARDS MY PRESENCE AND SUCK MY FAT BIG ASSHOLE

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