Ok python

1. The opposite of "Ok boomer". In other words, you say it when you agree so much with the subject of conversation that saying "I agree" isn't enough.
2. Used to tell the person who asks "Ok?" that you understand what they said.

1. Guy 1: That girl over there is so fucking sexy!
Guy 2: Ok python!
2. Mother: I'm going to the grocery store. Do not do anything stupid while i'm gone, Ok?
Son: Python.

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syphon the python

to urinate

i better go syphon the python before my bag bursts.

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Porcelain python

A very large shit, often cause grunting, pain, or a loud splash

"I ate some peanuts and then some ballpark franks, gave me a porcelain python straight outta the burmese jungle

Ball Python

Ball pythons, also known as royal pythons, are probably the most amazing snakes EVER, to keep as pets. They tend to be a little shy and are amazingly docile, perfect for beginners. They come in various colors, or 'morphs,' and they are all beautiful; from the normal or the chocolate to the lavender albino or the piebald. They are insanely adorable and really develop their own personalities! They're great :)

Person1: Dude, did you hear that Sally got a ball python?
Person2: Ugh, really? Snakes are so gross, especially those.... I mean, they like squeeze stuff to death....
Person1: Are you kidding me?? Ball pythons are freaking amazing!!!

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Monty Python

A TV Show of actors who do the most random things on the shows. Also made 3 movies: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "Life of Brian", and "The Meaning of Life". Very good stress booster.

You silly kinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnights!

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Pants Python

A venemous snake that typically makes its home in men's trousers. It typically chooses a female for its prey, at which time it exerts temporary mind control over its male host in order to secrete its venom, a horrible toxin capable of destroying up to three lives and effecting cancerous growths, on or in the female.

Plastic coverings are often used to diminish the effects of the poison.

Shit man, I just couldn't keep my pants python under control last night.

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SRG Python

It’s rare to see a wild srgpython. Some don’t even believe they’re real and it’s just a myth, but ones that claimed to see him have confirmed it’s a rare sighting. It’s been written in scrolls and told for centuries that if you spot one, to know you’ll have good luck for 15 years. Some say they compare it to a “godly figure” but he simply just walks on the beat. It’s said when he walks they follow.

“Jenna swears she spotted an srg python last week with her bestfriends, bestfriend but she’s definitely lying”

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