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what perverted dads say if they hear a female fart
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A beautiful noise that should be honored and respected by all human beings on this earth.
Guy #1: Hehe Lizzy had a queef.
Guy #2: Hehehehehehe, queef.
Girl #1: Dont laugh! A queef is one of the most beautiful noises ur dumbasses will ever hear so stfu bastards.
LIzzy Queefs again
Guy #1 and #2: All hail the queeeeennnn.
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an expulsion of air from the vagina after copulation, an instance of vaginal flatulence
There are ways to prevent an unwanted queef today.
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a wet vagina fart that doesnt smell, but sounds hysterical
Rob : Whats that smell? You fart?
Krystal : Nah i queefed.
Rob : O, well whats that smell.
Krystal : My vagina smells like stank fish.
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An audible expulsion of air from the vaginal canal not necessarily associated with sexual activity. Women who've not kept up on their Kegels can experience queefing after any activity that opens the vulva and canal. Standing on her head (in yoga) or doing bicycle kicks while lying down. In other words, anything that lifts her ass above the rest of her.
The bikram yoga class was interrupted by thunderous bursts of queefing when all the women stood up after standing on their heads
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When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.
My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.
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queefing is a fart that comes out of your vagina it can happen during sex , but if you know how to queef then you can do it whenever. Only people with true talent can queef because you have to be able to use that muscle wants you can feel that muscle you just suck it and push out. It can be fun if you are good at it. There are 3 diferent kinds of queefing they are called oldschool which is the regular queef there are more complicated queefs called ripple and diharra. Dont do it while having your peroid because blood will go everywhere.
I just spent 10 hours queefing and it was really fun.
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