Drinking a beer in 15 minutes, but bragging about chugging it.
Dude, it took you 15 minutes. That's not chugging. Sounds more like Farf Rom Chugging to me.
A romantic comedy in which one of the lovers dies.
That "Truly, Madly, Deeply" is a fine example of the rom-crem genre IMHO.
The belief that all love is defined by tragedy.
I cant decide which movie has more Rom-angst, Twilight or Romeo and Juliet
Roof of mouth skin flap. That awful and painful piece of skin that hangs from the roof of your mouth after eating something the same temperature as lava, like pizza fresh out of the oven.
Oh fuck that's hot! Gave myself a roms flap.
Has micropenis (secretly doesn't tho). Biggest autist around. Might fuck a couple children. Will slap the shit outta Erin Meatballsub when he fuckin sees the sket. Small with a disproportionate dick. Has all of the STIs in existence. Has tendencies to commit mass genocide.
Rom likes to touch kids on the weekends