RU Hungry Fat Condom

The Fat Condom: When a homeless person in New Brunswick, NJ asks you for money and you tell them you'll buy them food. You buy a famous Fat Sandwich of your choice and slowly insert your dick in it. Then, you wrap a condom around the penetrated sandwich. You go to the homeless person and feed them the sandwich while it is still on your dick. Mmm tasty.

1) I do my best to take care of the local homeless, whenever a homeless person asks for money, I give them a big and tasty RU Hungry Fat Condom. mmmmm.

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Ru Paul’s drag realm

A special place in hell for those who jack off to traps or he-shes but persist that they’re not gay and neither are traps. The zone itself is basically a kinky medieval torture dungeon with a load of weird sex tortures

Todd: “awww shit man! Toby just died”
Steve: “he was fucking weird, bet he’s gone to the Ru Paul’s drag realm”

Ai Shi Teh Ru

Ai Shi Teh Ru: The meaning of "I Love You." In Japanese
<3

Me: "OhMehGawd Ai Shi Teh Ru Austin."

Girl1: "Whats that mean?"

Austin" "I love you too."

girl1: "Tell me please....why are you ignoring me"

lol

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B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ

This is the (S)exual (Ex)ploitation Function (F(SEx) for short), where (ru/16) denotes the 'Constant of Consent'. The formula is read aloud as "Before I fork you, are you over 16, cutie pie?" and is carefully adhered to by anyone from pedophiles and child abusers, to hyper-sexual adolescents.

Girl: "Sir, I don't understand this math problem, what formula do I use to solve it?"
Teacher: "B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ ....?"
Girl: "Umm...I don't get it?"
Teacher: "Come and see me after class, then I'll show you how to...do it."

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A,QT(pi). B4I4Q I12NO: RU/18

"Hey, cutie pie. Before I fork you I want to know: are you over eighteen.

There is no good example. Please use your imagination.

The anonymous note read: "A,QT(pi). B4I4Q I12NO: RU/18

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Ver tus et'chier par ru je't

a battle cry used to summon midgets to a battle... it might backfire....Good Luck :

No examples needed we don't need another tragedy...so dont cry out -Ver tus et'chier par ru je't- for this is a warning...

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soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!

me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

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