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Rasmus is funny when you start talking to him and a huge simp at first, but when you get to know him he's a fucking idiot and always pretends nothing happened after an argument. But apart from that, he can be really fun and he is very loyal to his friends. He is very lazy and can't figure out how to come to an agreement.
Person 1: Omg is Rasmus late again?!
Person 2: Well he is really lazy so it's not even a surprise anymore
Rasmus is a fatass who isnt that fat actually and is an attractive young male looking to mate with a female and get offspring
yo look at that Rasmus, he must be 300kg
Rasmus is the undisputed UNO champion, some refer to him as the GOAT of UNO. His understandning of the game and his masterful tactics truly is something special to witness. The times he isn’t winning he either lets his inferior opponents win just to be nice or someone cheated. He wont necessarily admit to this though since he is such a modest person and he enjoys seeing other people get happy.
-Who is that guy? He just keeps winning and it seems so effortless.
-Oh that’s Rasmus. Thats just how he is.
Some who attracts all the pussy in the world. He has a dick so massive that people thinks that it's a third leg. He fucked Kents mom one day. Also a fucking god at Fortnite
Wow that guy has 3 legs!
No it's just Rasmus Lausten Jørgensen
Oh yea that's right.
An interracial example of a human being, both rat and human at the same time. If you have the disease of rasmus, you tend to fake your addiction of the swedish product snus. The rasmus disease is an even worse example of sveinsexualism
Simon: *comes to hospital with rasmus disease*
Hospital: *evacuates*
"Motherfucker look at your nose home boy! you must have the rasmus disease!"