Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

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would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter

A question that TikTok, YouTube shorts, and Facebook reels "Influencers" ask random ass hoes on the street.

A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.

Gay would mean homosexual in this situation

Which would you rather have?

Influencer: "how much do you pay for rent in New York"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"

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I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

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I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

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I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

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