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The simplest answer is usually the correct one.
"I don't know... he said he went to see an ex-girlfriend but it was with her brother and some other friends. And the viagra he took from a friend that night was because he MIGHT use it with me at some point and not with the girl. And he only told his friend to lie about him going there because I was stressed out about stuff... Wait? Do you think he cheated on me?"
"Girlfriend.... Occam's Razor."
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Manufactured lateral slices in the sole of a shoe which flex open when walking. Usually extant to provide wet-surface traction.
Keen footwear, New Balance footwear, and Vibram FiveFingers all have razor-siping on their soles.
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When your nips get so cold and pointy they could cut through anything ... like a razor
watch your eyes boys. i got razor nips and they're cuttin through my shirt
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1. A bad ass (as in William Gibson's book "Neuromancer", in which Molly is described by the Jamaicans as a real steppin' razor). Someone you wouldn't want to fuck with.
2. A razor used to cut up drugs.
3. Former reggae musician who played with Bob Marley.
4. A forum member who writes with vitriolic wit and aggression.
1. If you start shit with that steppin' razor, don't be surprised when you have to pick your tongue up off the floor.
2. Cut me a bump with that steppin razor.
3. Didn't Sublime do a cover of a Steppin' Razor song?
4. Steppin' Razor always tears up the boards whenever he comes on.
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The principle which states that the most awesome explanation is probably correct.
Through the application of Awesome's Razor we can determine that the fake moon landings were overseen by JFK from his secret island lair while he was banging Marilyn Monroe.
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1 Step Down: A girl that is either fat and cute or skinny and ugly.
Coming from the idea that razor scooters are fun to "ride", but you wouldn't want your friends to see you with one.
Mostly used when in public so the target won't have a clue what you're talking about.
Short term: razor
"Check out that RAZOR SCOOTER!"
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Painful male urination brought on by too much recent sex and alcohol.
Oh man, I stood in front of the toilet for 20 minutes trying to get my dick to bend down enough to piss. And when I did it was a RAZOR PISS!
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