Rear Alfredo

A more polite euphomism for an anal creampie, something you could say in front of your mother or priest.

Yeah dude I totally gave her a rear Alfredo last night and she was so into it!

Rear cleavage

Another way of referring to someone's ass crack that's hanging out. Hence the "rear" in the term.

Same as saying "butt cleavage."

*guy walks by with his ass crack showing due to his pants being down too low*

Person 1: "Whoa, that guy's got some major rear cleavage there!"

Person 2: "I know. That's kinda... gross."

Rear Shelf

1) A raised flat portion of a sedan or coupe that is usually located behind the second row of seats. The rear shelf is on the same level as the trunk of a car making items placed upon them visible through the vehicle's rear window.

2) Someone with such a huge fat ass that you can place items on, for instance the entire Encyclopedia Britannica.

Dear god! Why won't the rear shelf stop making noise? Please kill me now.

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rear admiral

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in the doggy style position. The giver then uses his hands to knock the recievers hands out from under them causing them to fall on their face. You are promoted to a Rear Admiral when you can push your partner anywhere in the room without using your hands.

I did a rear admiral with your girl friend last night.

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Rear Admiral

while banging someone in the ass managing to
successfully maneuver them around the room without bumping into any
furniture

"Last night i achieved rear admiral status with this slam pig."

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rear admiral

Rear Admiral is a slang word used for gay men in the Military...so instead of calling them 'faggot', 'homosexuals'
we call them Rear Admiral.

Hey you heard about that new Sergeant?
yeh he was caught smooching the bartender down town...
great another Rear Admiral has joined our ranks...

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Rear Jacking

Rear jacking is the event of walking up to a taxi cab at a red light which has a passenger in the back, and then opening the rear doors, pulling out the passengers, and stealing their ride.

Zach: "Yeah, so i was riding in a taxi the other day right, when all of the suden some guy walks up to the door and pulled me out and then got in!"

Will: "So....you got...like, car jacked?"

Zach: "Naw dude, I was the victim of a Rear Jacking by some bumba clot".

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