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Female-Reflex

It's the natural instinct of human female specimens to worry about which dress to chose for an event and to chase their partner to pick a dress for them too

"So, in 3 weeks you will have your exam and you want me to come with you... should I dress in an elegant way or..."
"Oh gosh, I have no idea how to get dressed" *visible freak out*
"Damn, I triggered your female-reflex, didn't I?"

by eternalFuri June 21, 2020


Tweener-Reflex

The sudden urge one gets to leave (or have your "tweener" leave) almost immediately after having had sex with your "tweener", regardless or sexual gratification.

(Tweener (adj): People who are sexually intimate with when they are both between relationships - similar to friends with benefits, but with the expectation that while the friendship will continue, the benefits are put aside when one of the people involved gets involved in a romantic relationship.) This is not to be confused with one-night stand remorse or anxiety, since tweeners are not usually just one night stands.

After being out all doing something (day or night) you get home and realize you are horny. You are in between relationships so you call someone you know. The two of you engage in short conversation, have a few adult beverages and get down to business... almost as soon as you finish, you are hit with the "tweener-reflex" and need to get up and get moving or you want your "tweener' to leave so you can sleep. This is not the same as guilt or remorse, its just a feeling you don't want them hanging around.

by Juxone November 16, 2011


Streamer's Reflex

Blocking out the N-word or other words that might get you banned on streaming platforms by making gibberish noises.

"Sorry about my uncontrollable noise spasm after that joke, it was my Streamer's Reflex."

by FL4ym3Burn January 22, 2020


conversational reflexes

1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor

2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny

A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:

I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.

Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"

Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"

by Teh Noj October 1, 2009


remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.

My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011


[Dark] Reflex

A person that insults alot of people and makes fun of them. He plays fortnite and sometimes gets salty if you block him with pyramids and calls you a sweaty tryhard.

Dark Reflex is so toxic.

by Who am i????????????? June 15, 2019

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Ass Reflex

Is similar to the case known as "Acid Reflex" except only affects the rectal region. Also refer to "Shart" or "Mud Butt". It's not quite a fart, but not quite a shit either. A warm and excessively moist passing of gass/poop liquid.

After eating Chow Mein at Coleton's Shit Shack, I had contracted a bad case of Ass Reflex. The sensation was quite unpleasant, smelly, warm, and even spicy!

by Ass Reflex January 26, 2017

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