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The feeling that comes once you've left the house with a bad outfit on. Making the problem worse is you cannot go back home and change out of the bad outfit.
I'm @ wk wearing a horrible looking sundress, that looked good before I left the house, and now I hve to sit here with, "outfit regret", ugh !
An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.
-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.
-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
When you have second thoughts or, regrets, about food you decide to have or order.
Person a: I'll have a Cesar salad
Person b: I'll have a double bacon cheese burger with fries and a milkshake.
Person a: that sounds great dude
Person b: yeah. Your about to have major food regrets.
When you finish masturbating and realise that what you just jerked to was extremely odd.
You’re not you when you’re horny. NoFap. Don’t bust a nut.
“Mate, I went onto the Rule 34 website last night. I saw some shit.”
“I bet that was a serious case of wank regret.”
When you post something to a social site e.g. facebook, twitter; and you regret it after a few seconds or minutes, but are too lazy to remove it. Or you just want to know the response that it will get, but eventually regret ever doing so.
I posted something onto my facebook without looking at Urban Dictionary first... and now I have postal regret.
The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.
"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"
The gross feeling upon completion of any nasty Buffet. Frequently related to trying to "get your money's worth," usually through consumption of multiple helpings of slimy pizza, dry chicken, fried potatoes, and soft serve ice cream atop a brownie.
Sick feeling often continues until a large bowel movement occurs.
We rocked Hometown Buffet Saturday, but I had the worst buffet regret after.
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