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The ancestor of Netflix and chill
Probably how your parents created you.
My parents are so fucking old they VHS'd and relaxed to make me
VHS and Relax
It means that you are going to go over to your partners house and feel eachother up with Vimeo in the background.
"I wanted to Netflix and chill so bad but we only Vimeo and relaxed"
"At least you got any."
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when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob.
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:
hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out
clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?
weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.
general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!
girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit
girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?
girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me
girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!
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For those who don't have the money for Netflix they switch to Hulu and the action of asking one of the opposite sex to come watch Hulu and Relax is that of having sex and Hulu playing in the background.
"Hey wanna come watch some Hulu and Relax"
"Ya sure as long as it's not Netflix and Chill"
"Don't worry I have Hulu"
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1. A sex routine where the man fucks the woman as if his performance was rated on receiving a green card (or legalized status) or not. This requires successfully pulling of three unique sexual positions in a row without having an orgasm until the last.
Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.
Rick: what are you doing this weekend?
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*
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to relax to the max!
"After work, I'm just goin to max and relax." "We were all max'n and relax'n at the pool last Sunday."
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A Christian who strives to live the way God intended us to(loving one of another and in happiness). Strives for peace and love. Strives to protect the world's natural environment.
a form of (neo hippie)
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