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Retard

Someone who takes the Urban Dictionary this seriously:

retard

v. re-TARD
1. (non-transitive) to decelerate.
2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate.

Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.
1. At that point the car had, for some reason, begun to retard.
2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car.

by XXXXXX Jan 11, 2006

"Did you see that retarded definition by that retard on Urban Dictionary?

"I did. What's up with that retard?"

"Probably a retarded virgin who thought this was Webster's"
"Retard. Can you believe anyone voted that definition up?"
"I know, what a bunch of retards."

by ChuckDarwin May 15, 2013

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Retard

Donald J Trump

Donald J Trump is a retard.

by agentmule September 28, 2017

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retardical

a question that is too stupid to answer. A combination of rhetorical and retarded

What's my name?

Man, that's a retardical question...

by Fearghalian Stallion September 5, 2008

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retardant

The name given to people who call people retards who don't deserve it which doesn't make sense as retard is an infinitive of a verb that means "to hinder".

person A: "you are a retard"
person B: "retard is a verb, what i think you mean is retardant, which is used to describe people like you, people who can be a frequent hindrance"

by multiple usernames October 29, 2021

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Retard

1:To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede
2:Derogatory criticism, rejoinder or rebuke, by people of limited vocabulary, of anyone with a different opinion to them and usually smarter than them.

by chizzah May 5, 2003

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Retarded

People who prefer F.R.I.E.N.D.S. over How I Met Your Mother.

P.S. : the use of the word "retarded" is offensive to libtards.

Person 1: Hey did you read Nishu Imnotgoingtousesurnameforpettyreasons' argument on Quora about how FRIENDS is better than HIMYM?

Person 2: Oh yeah, don't bother, she's retarded.

by Machinist_in_your_penis September 12, 2019

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retard

A derogatory term for a person who is mentally handicapped or learning disabled. Can be really hurtful, damaging and offensive.

"Look at that kid sitting by himself. He must be a retard!"

by Palanaki August 22, 2007

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