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When you accidentally open the fridge door too wide to shut on its own, so you have to manually close it.
Aw shit, I opened the fridge door to the point of no return, now I have to go back and close it.
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A great movie that should have made a lot more money and would have if not for that trendoid Pirates movie. It documented the return of Superman after a five year absence. He finds the world has moved on without him, including Lois Lane who now has a 5 year old. (hmmm...)
Great effects, great story and a few genuinely touching moments. Hated on by teenage twits who have no idea what a relationship is, as well as comic loyalists who can't stand to see anything but their own personal version of Superman on the screen. Said loyalists spend most of their time bitching about it on forums such as IMDb, and then cry afterwards while masturbating to their downloaded nude picture of Lois Lane.
As for the general masses going to Pirates instead, it's not a big surprise. Look at pop music, and then imagine it being superimposed onto the big screen. You get POTC: Dead Man's Chest.
Superman Returns is the best movie I've seen all year.
Like, we were gonna see Superman Returns, but like instead we decided to go see Pirates so we can see Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp one more time...they're so hot! OMG, OMG!
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A movie that would have been a lot better if Superman had a villain that he actually fought.
In Superman Returns, there wasn't much fighting at all, just that one scene where he was exposed to the kryptonite and then got the crap beat out of him by Lex Luthor's bodyguards! Hey Kevin Spacey, you lazy fuck, why didn't you fight him yourself, you big pussy?
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The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.
I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!
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The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.
I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!
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When ear stretching this is the point where the ear will not heal or go back to normal. It varies in people but it is on average 6mm
Person 1: Wow look at that dude woth the 50mm ear stretcher!
Person 2: He has gone way past the point of no return!
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Originally used in reference to a type writer moving to the next line. Now completely used out of context to make fun of old people who still use the term.
Hey Son, can you take out the garbage
Ahhh Carriage Return.
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