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A roadside-rhino is an overweight, hitchhiking woman, who offers filatio for the ride.
Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.
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A person who spends 90 % to 97 % of their lives on their knees sucking cock , either for personal gain or attention. Resulting in giant callused knee resembling a rhinos knee. Also a coworker who thinks they call the shots because they just got off their knees from tongue punching the bosses fart box and need to let you know who's in charge .
Laurie won't be running in the race Saturday , her rhino knee is keeping her from attending , or have you seen Laurie? Oh you mean rhino knee ? Yeah she's in the office under the desk as usual .
When receiving oral sex from a lady-friend, pulling about before orgasm and ejaculating into the nose of the lucky recipient.
Shit, I just got a severe rhino blast from Wes. You got any Kllenex?
When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
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The act of wrapping someone up tight in their eiderdown blanket so they cannot move, then gently rubbing your knob-end on their ear.
It was hilarious last night, I burst into my brothers room and gave him a 'Rhino in the plug'!
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When a girl charges at you with her vagina with such ferocity that it may as well be a charging rhinoceros. Common activity of women who are normal in large groups but go feral when alone with a guy they want to have sex with. Women who collect stamps and have more than one cat often go in to rhino clam mode.
Oh shit, here comes bridgett. Fucking bitch tries to rhino clam me whenever we get within 50 feet of each other. Thinking about telling her I am gay, but with my irish luck, I will probably end up with a closet rod in the ass.
Whenever in the act of sexual intercourse and the male has reached the point of blowing his load he purposely shoves his genitalia up the womens nose and blows his load
Anne Frank enjoyed it when Hitler gave her a steamy rhino