Remington Rimjob

Similar to the typical rimjob with a twist.

Aquire one .12 gauge 00 buck shotgun shell, take out the buck shot and jam it into a chicks gaping asshole, then remove the powder and pour it onto the outside of the rectum. You then light the powder and as it goes up in a poof of smoke it singes the chicks asshole and causes her to clench and squeeze the buckshot to form a turtle head, you then proceed to pick out the buckshot with your teeth and or tongue.

Room mate* Dude it smells like gunpowder and burnt asshole in here

Room mate #2* yeah dude I gave this fat chick a Remington Rimjob last night and it's still lingering

lush rimjob

lush rimjob
(ləSH rimjäb)

Noun, Verb
1.
Sexual act comprising of a man thrusting between two other mens' mouths: one administering a rimjob (anilingus) from behind and the other administering a blowjob (fellatio) from the front.

Proper Noun
2.
Rush Limbaugh's alias when frequenting gay sex clubs. Also his favorite sex act with Bill O' Reilly and Sean Hannity.

While high on oxycontin last night, I totally got a lush rimjob from Bill and Sean.

atomic rimjob

the act of licking another's asshole with hot sauce in your mouth

-Cassy gave me the best atomic rimjob i ever had.I'm still burnin!

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Golden Rimjob

The action of delivering a golden shower on a willing partner's butthole followed by the procedure of a standard rim job.

Adam willingly opened his furled, pink hole demanding I give him a golden rimjob. I gladly obliged.

Mr. Rimjob

A Mr. Rimjob is an English professor characterized by his or her inability to do anything professionally or correctly. The original Mr. Rimjob, possessor of the most minuscule dick in existence and scientifically proven to be a certified shit-for-brains fuckhead, was the first Brit ever to teach at Summit Prep. Known worldwide for his ability to ad-lib classroom sessions and pull raw, unrefined, pure bullshit from his gritty asshole, Rimmy, as he is known to his closest friends, never ceases to amaze with his unprofessional and immature style. The epitome of unredeeming vulgarity, Rimjob has been called everything from "The North American Cockeater" to "The Shit." When asked of his opinion of Mr. Rimjob in an interview with the New York Times, President Barack Obama stated vindictively, "Oh that ol' fucker? He a bitch. Imagine some trashy, HIV infected, heroine-addicted slut who gives birf to a baby that she throws in the nearest dumpster--imagine a bulbous maggot living in the dumpster which crawls onto the baby to feast at its flesh--Rimms aint worth the smegma on that maggot's uncircumsized cock." He later issued an apology. In conclusion, Drew Rimjob is the dumbest dumb dumb to ever teach at Dumbit and will forever be immortalized for this role.

Mr. Rimjob is brown on the inside.

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Rimjob

When a bartender, waitress, etc. fills a beer to the rim of the glass with little to no head on the beer.

Bartender: "Here's your beer. I filled it all the way for you."
Recipient: "Thanks for the rimjob!"

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rimjob challenge

To complete this challenge you must receive a rimjob, then give a rimjob, and then finally convince a girl to give another girl a rimjob. This can be completed in any order.

"Oh heard that guy completed the rimjob challenge"

"Damn! wish i was him..."

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