A person (usually a teenager) who is always seen going to the local skating rink (shoutout to Astro Skate of Pinellas Park) like everyday of the week. They also talk about rollerskating/rollerblading too much.
They are usually really good at fast skating, backwards skating and jam skating because they spend a crazy amount of time on it.
Jay: That boy bryan is always going to the roller rink 24/7.
Frank: Yeah bro, he is a total rink rat.
Rink Rabies is a disease that affects ultra-competitive hockey parents of youth recreational players who have NHL dreams for their averaged-skilled child. People with rink rabies are known to jump teams, constantly looking for the best winning team. This new team is rarely better than the old one for the mere fact that it is a team and can't just revolve around the ego of one player.
Don't get too close to that new family on our hockey team. They've got a serious case of rink rabies and probably won't be around after one season.
A hockey server owned by a 10 year old named Daniel and is assisted by mason who is a sexy mother fucker
The rink chat was infested with ten year olds