Death Rite

Many people do not know that this is more than just an ancient ritual. Death Rite is also an extremely popular heavy metal band that strives for world domination. An estimated 95% of the world population knows this band and secretly enjoys them whether they admit it or not.

Death Rite is so kvlt and br00tal, they kill my face!

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am i rite

"Am I right?" Deliberate mis-spelling generally used at the end of a lamer-style insult.

"veach is a fag lolz am i rite?"

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m i rite

Short for "am i right?" Mainly used as a joke, but for some odd reason, some 12 year old morons use it on a daily basis. Very moronic, however good to use in certain situations

12 year old saying it:
we all know im the smartest m i rite?

joke saying it:
LOL SHES HOT M I RITE?

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Eat Rite Dump

A purposely induced fit of diarrhea brought on by eating at an Eat Rite. This is generally used as a cure for constipation or to clean out the bowel system.

Brendan: What did you do tonight man?

Brian: I hit up the Eat Right on Lindbergh Blvd. so i could take an Eat Rite Dump

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rite-aid tan

A tan you get from wearing those cute flats from Rite-Aid!

The flats with carboard on the bottom, and elastic across the front.

"Haha, there's like a dark square on your feet."

"Mhm, it's a Rite-Aid tan I got from wearing flats from Rite-Aid."

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arrr rite

sumfin u say wen u r b in sarcastic

i fuked ur mum last nite
arr rite

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Scottish Rite Freemasonry

The specific area of Freemasonry existing in plain sight home to some of the most foul of the dirtiest blood thirsty deviant perverse Satanic demon posessed portals to hell contriving leery eyed old men in white chaffeur caps who happen to have a thing for young blonde haired blue eyed guys, that being said of which are all extremely homosexual and more extremely closeted, home to where some of the most bizarre rituals are conducted whereupon dead bodies are odiously played with and skulls drank from like some raunchy party at Puff Daddy's. A venerable whorehouse of deceit and ogre like men, its generally a good idea to stay far away from the demon portals.

Ah no wonder that guy in Norway snapped and killed all those innocent people, he was with Scottish Rite Freemasonry.

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