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Humiliation Ritual

AKA a job interview

I swear man, job interviews are just humiliation rituals. "WHy dO YOu WanT tO wORk hErE?" so I can pay my bills and not starve in the streets bitch, why are you asking me such retarded questions? Instead I'm forced to give some bullshit answer on how I'm "passionate about it" like I'm sort of jester dancing for your sadistic pleasure.

by fencetape April 18, 2024

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humiliation ritual

A phrase often used on 4chan and other internet forums, meaning a process that one has to go through or an action one has to take which is forced upon him by some group of people or society at large; the goal of the mandate is to humiliate the person and thus make him conform with some policy or societal norm and self-suppress any opposition in the future.

Anon1: linkedin is the ultimate demonic humiliation ritual
Anon2: stop complaining goy

by Panzerhaubitze 2001 April 14, 2024


manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.

Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024


Moon ritual

A Paranormal ritual done under a moon to see more Effects

Bobby is a Expert on moon rituals

by 459395 April 7, 2022


The Ritual of Sex

An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview

person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree

by gunnar greve fan club April 26, 2024


Ritual Week

A week at some fraternities where the pledge class must learn the information on the house they are pledging. Some houses have more than one week they do this throughout the semester of pledgeship. The pledges are usually hazed a little and they learn the house rituals. AKA "R-Week" or "R#" (# is whatever ritual week it is.)

Ritual Week:

Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?

Pledge 2: No not yet

Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.

by RWeek November 27, 2011


Satanic death ritual

The death of roblox gamer girls to get them to leave

Omigosh look at me im smol beans owo
Me: say goodbye this is the start of a satanic death ritual

by aetherhater December 5, 2020