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jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015

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Ritz of attachment

Legal term regarding an addiction to or obsession with either swanky hotels or saltine crackers.

I diligently try to behave myself, live frugally, and eat a well-balanced diet, and so hopefully I'll never have any problems with Ritz of attachment.

by QuacksO December 16, 2019


Rollin' with the Ritz

The top smoking game. You and your friends must take one car, get high, drive to a friends house and pretend your sober. Once your friends start to figure out you are high, you must make your escape. Drive to different houses and continue the game. If someone suspects anything, your escape must be as discreetly as possible. If you must leave before five minutes of arriving at the house, you loose 1 point. You gain only one point in the first thirty minutes. SEE HOW MANY POINTS YOU CAN SCORE!

"Dude, you wanna play Rollin' with the Ritz tonight?"
"OMG! I hear there's a party at Nate's... LET'S GO!"

by C.H.R.I.S.T.I.N.A. October 16, 2011


Sloppy ritz

A term used for sloppy seconds from a bird that comes from money.

Dave- I just shagged Olivia

Kev- you just got Richards sloppy ritz

by The Magnificent Spaff Master November 21, 2019


Ritz

A fresh mf clapping his cheeks. Making people act up all over the world. Famous artifacts include the Stairs of Ritz, Ritz hotel, the Ritz flag and the Block of Ritz.

OMW to the Ritz hotel TriWalk

by RitzHotel May 14, 2020


Ritz

short for ritual (usually scarification)

Taking up their soul and doin up ritz, 666
- Lucii

by Madman Lucii July 25, 2022


ritz

A Derogatory term/Slur directed at Americans of European descent, deriving its meaning from the slur "Cracker" and the American Brand Ritz Crackers

Look at that white ass ritz over there

by Ritz Raptor December 25, 2022