he is master of the SPLOOSH, Gandalf the green.
ooh shit it's River.
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a desperate short guy ,rarely gets a pull , thinks he gets girls, jerks off to animal porn , everyone thinks hes Queer like xxxtentacion
hes strange "definitely a river"
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A girl who will after every person you love just to hurt you, she's a fake slut and wont ever tell the truth and don't be around her, she'll sends nudes to anyone that asks, if you date her shell probably cheat on you and blow a hit of bong in your face, she's a lying skank do not trust her
Person 1: Whats her name?
Person 2: Thats river
Person 1: Can tell, she's a slut
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M: An Irish boy who only wishes to be as badass as his dad.
He loves girls, but they don't love him back :(
Thinks everyone comes to him, when really, they runaway.
pooooorrr riiiveeeeeerrrr.
J: A redheaded monster that has decent abs for his age, but all turns bad when his face is exposed. He is a put a bag over and tap. Calls you, and hangs up. Even though he's kinda mean sometimes, he claims he loves you, and weirdly, you find yourself growing feelings for him, too.
Also, he likes to send pictures. And he refuses to measure his sausage because he claims to not be able to find a ruler.
M:
skaters- Look! River! Run!
girls- No! Faster! Go!
river- Hey you guys, want a ride from my dad?
girls&skaters- HELLLL YEAAAHH!
J:
skaters-LOOK RIVER AN AIRPLANE!!
river-(turns around) whooaaaahhhh my daddy has one of those!!
skaters-(run away)VICTORY!!!
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Short or Slang for the Colorado River. The Colorado river is referred to as "the River" by most Southern Californians. This terminology refers to any portion of "the river" or surrounding areas such as Lake Havasu, Laughlin, Parker, Blythe, Lake Mohave.
What did you do this weekend?
Got shit housed at The River!!
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Verb: To be very good at retail and kind of okay at growing facial hair.
"im going to have to river this"
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Is the most homosexual pub of the earth i swear that if you go there you will catch some sifilis
River is horrible
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