The Arsenal match was a robbery, it shouldn't of counted as a goal
The act of stealing someones extrements before they drop into the water.
1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.
To take a person from the relationship, and making a relationship work with said Robber instead.
Pulling a robbery is quite simple just ask your ex.