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To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.
I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.
Robbery Bob is the Lord above all. He is the protagonist of the hit "Robbery Bob" games, which have been proved to make you more attractive, stronger, faster, smarter and better at everything and anything. Robbery Bob is the one above all, and will lead this world to salvation, bring us from the dark into the light. If you want to join Robbery Bob in this journey, and help bring the world into the light, download Robbery Bob: King of Sneak, and become one of his loyal soldiers. And he has a big dick.
Guy 1: "Have you heard of Robbery Bob?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I play the game and beat my meat to him every night!"
Robbery Bob is the protagonist in Robbery Bob: Man of Steal, and Robbery Bob 2: Double Trouble. He is the Lord above all, and extremely handsome and sexy. He is the pinnacle of beauty. He has a massive horse cock and is a master at pleasing those that enter the bedchambers with him. He is unimaginably powerful, and can do incredible things, like reversing time to rerob houses that he failed to rob. He grants people who praise him and play his games a fraction of his power, and they recieve things like immortality, good looks and god-like abilities.
Guy 1: "Yo have you heard of Robbery Bob?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! I have both games, and I used to beat it to him every night, until I ripped my cock off from the superstrength he gave me!!"
Being over charged for something
Aye G cad charged me 1.90 for a can a joos, ahts day light robbery