rod

Term of derision applied to any offensive male who hoves into view. Comes in handy at the pub when any male who mistakenly thinks he's 'cool' is spotted. They don't realise that the term is an insult, and thus you escape unpunched.

That mullet's such a rod

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rod

Midwestern slang for a dollar

"The dude said I had to lay a rod on him for the info."

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rodded

A form of punishment for being/acting/representing/promoting the following on a forum.

1. acting like a foolish
2. advertising
3. Talking non-sense
4. trolling
5. spamming

The mod/admin would soon edit the post/delete the post leaving the note "RODDED" in the post.

Billybob was acting like a know it all so he got what was coming, a good ol' RODDING!

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a rod

i am a-rod, i have a massive rod

a rod is cool blah blah blah.

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rod

hey......thats my name...........awesome! Does rod have what it takes to make the Duke of Hazard jump? I think not!

last night so lady..who i believe is my mother called my rod...therfore it must be my name

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dowsing rod

A forked stick used to find underground water. Shaped like a Y. When there's water, the straight part of the stick moves towards the ground.

I tried a dowsing rod on several occasions & it Always found water! I used a simple stick & it worked, to my amazement!

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stun rod

When a man inserts his penis inside a woman's/man's anus during sex without warning and leaves her/him stunned by the rod.

"I gave my girlfriend the stun rod last night, she looked like a deer in the headlights."

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