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Alfa Romeo is the essence of driving, their cars a beautiful. Their engines aren't that brilliantly reliable, but people let them off because it's an Alfa.
What car do you drive?
An Alfa Romeo.
YOU ARE AMAZING
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Somebody who is very charming with the ladies through text/ instant messaging, but is really awkward in real life.
Guy through text: OMG You're so pretty!
Girl through text: OMG THANKS!
The next day at school...
Guy: ...
Girl Hi!
Guy ...
Girl: What a keyboard romeo.
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An Italian car company that produces fun, fast sports cars and performance saloons (Sedans). Europeans like them but americans are obviously quite snobby and prefer their instant fuel tank drainers! Alfa Romeo is owned by FIAT and in the beginning AR owned Darraq, a well renowned manufacturer of now vintage cars. Post 1990 Alfa Romeos are a world away from the rusting, unreliable machines they were in the 1960's and can comfortably challenge Mercedes and BMW in europe.
in 1988, Alfa Romeo introduced the 164 and the rest is history!
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A tragedy by William Shakespeare.
In the end, Romeo and Juliet both die.
HA SPOILED THE ENDING!
Teacher: Today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet.
Student: Oh, by the way, in the end, Romeo and Juliet die.
Teacher: I'll see you in detention boy!
Student: What the fuck?! They tell you in the fucking prologue!
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A story about horny teenagers.
Act 1: Romeo is sad.why? because he can't get any ass from Rosaline.
Act 3 ( or something): After knowing eachother for only a day,they already screw.
ROMEO AND JULIET ARE HORNY KIDS
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An odd creature that eats starburst candy and is found to be dancing and singing approximately every 15-20 minutes. He also has 200M E flirting.
Hey jebrim, i'm happy for you and all, and i'ma let you finish, but Lover Romeo is the pro'est Agile of all time.
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An interpretation of Romeo Montague from Romeo and Juliet that features the guy having dark and creepy tendencies. It ranges from stalker-like behavior to going full nuts after losing his Juliet.
The 1982 Romeo and Juliet film and the Hungarian adaptation of Gerard Presgurvic's Romeo et Juliette: De La Haine a L'Amour had this kind of Romeo interpretation as one of their main flavor.
Dyl: Saw Romeo and Juliet today in a community theatre. The Romeo is kind of creepy, yet very romantic.
Phyl: He must be a Dark Romeo.
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