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Ronaldo Throw

This is where you steal any object from someone's hands (normally a microphone) and throw it in the river.

"I'm the best at the Ronaldo throw"

by Rdea June 25, 2016

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class player. He has unbelievable talent when he's behind the ball.

Many England fans dislike him as they believe he 'lost them the world cup'. I think it is pathetic that they still hold this grudge as Wayne Rooney was over it ages ago.

Others dislike him because they think he 'dives', he HAS dived before in his life, as nearly every player has, but football is not about who dives or who doesn't.

You think he 'dives all the time'? You certainly haven't watched him play recently then have you? He runs with such a fast pace that even the slightest contact could cause him to fall. And don't you think the referee would have him sent off if he 'dived' whenever he had the ball?

Tom: Cristiano Ronaldo is definately one of the world's best players.

James: Ronaldo? He fucking dives all the time.

Tom: Your mother dives, for cock.

by faizah November 8, 2007

116πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž


Cristiano Ronaldo

A world class football player of Portuguese nationality. Lead his team to victory in 2016 Euro cup. A skilled dribbler with accurate shooting , he has an unending appetite for goals. The most hardworking football player the planet has ever produced. He owns everything to his hardwork.

When you have Cristiano Ronaldo on your side , you are already ahead by 1-0.

by Dr. Bruce Banner January 2, 2019

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


cristiano ronaldo

a portugese football palyer (soccer) who plays for manchester united wanted to move to a team in spain but coudlnt because of his contract with united. has a girl freind merche romeo. 21 yrs old. was in the euro cup hosted by portugal got 2and place lost to greece. also attended teh fifa world cup germnay 2006 were the team only got 4th place. he scored 2 goals in teh world cup one in the iran vs. poerugal on a penatly kick./ other in a england vs. portugal were the game went into penatly kicks and he scored teh winning goal.

cristiano ronaldo is a very talented player.

by anywit July 23, 2006

93πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž


Cristiano Ronaldo

Probably the best footballer player on the planet at the moment. Needs alot of work to become a great but he has all the right ingredients. Just time will tell now.

Everyone loves to hate him, just because they want someone to blame, or someone to boo or hate. This hate is superficial and I think every true football fan knows Ronaldo is the dog's bollocks. Just takes a real man to admit it.

Fan1: Did you see Cristiano Ronaldo's goal today?

Narrow minded fan: Yeah, that diving cheating portugese scum.

Broad minded fan: Great player that Ronaldo. Love him or hate him

by hhhhheman May 9, 2007

93πŸ‘ 132πŸ‘Ž


Cristiano ronaldo

The G.O.AT(Greatest Of All time)

The goat is Cristiano Ronaldo

by HDR. ;) November 20, 2021


Cristiano ronaldo

Cristiano ronaldo is gay

Man 1: I support real madrid
Man 2: bro don’t be such a cristiano ronaldo

by It’s freaking fac May 6, 2022