Anal roommate

A person that you live with and engage in anal sex with.

Hey Maureen how long have you and Mark been together. No we’re not together sorta FWB we just live together he’s just my Anal Roommate.

roommate incest

participating in "bedroom" activities with one's room/housemates.

she invited me to hook up with them! like a threesome... i do NOT participate in roommate incest thankyouverymuch!!

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Roommate Rule

Roommate A is aloud to order Roommate B to drink a shot in under 10 seconds if Roommate B is feeling upset and Roommate A feels that Roommate B needs a shot.

"I'm upset" Roommate B
"Dude, take a shot" Roommate A
"Nah, I'm too upset to take a shot!" Roommate B
"dude!, TAKE A SHOT! ROOMMATE RULE" Roommate A
"Ugh, well, if it's roommate rule then i guess i have to!" Roommate B

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Smelly Roommate

See Sarah Bader

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asian roommate

crasian who brings in random people and smokes or takes pills to the effect that she touches her other roommates and generally acts like a whorebag

Dude, my asian roommate is a freaking whore!!
Man, my roommate is so asian!
My roommate just pulled an asian!

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Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.

"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.

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roommate switch

When two couples are having sex in the same room, switch partners after finishing and then repeat the act.

"Dan and Colin always pull the roommate switch after parties."

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